corsetanddagger started following you

gun-blumedic:

A pleasure to meet anozher comrade at zhis base, and a lady no less. I zhink I can get used to zhis…Hopefully.

Anyvay, my name is Günther, Gun vorks just as vell. 

And vhat is your name? *He smiles politely.*

- The BLU stares at the male before her and begins to wrinkle her nose in disgust when he calls her a ‘lady’. She bit into her cheek in order to cease the anger from boiling. -

Bonjour monsieur.

- Replies the Spy -

You may call me Ant.

rammingforce:

corsetanddagger:

- Doesn’t move when the knife lodges into the wall -

Ugly sow.

*starts making a semi circle of knives above her head*

Grotesque baboon

I am glad you are not a spy.

- Pulls one out -

How about I kick your teeth in?

pulledteethandspilledink:

corsetanddagger:

One less idiot around.

Always a good thing.

I was tempted to just get rid of all my hair, but—

Apparently I would not ‘look good.’

-Raises a brow-

If you zhink it vould look good do it.

Fuck anyvone else.

Very true.

- Fiddles with hair -

Maybe another time.

rammingforce:

corsetanddagger:

rammingforce:

What are you doing?

Minor property damage for leisure. Why you want to help me cure my boredom and try dodging them?

How about I skin you and make a new coat?

*flips the bird* You couldn’t afford it. *whips a knife a few inches above her head*

- Doesn’t move when the knife lodges into the wall -

Ugly sow.

rammingforce:

What are you doing?

Minor property damage for leisure. Why you want to help me cure my boredom and try dodging them?

How about I skin you and make a new coat?

pulledteethandspilledink:

corsetanddagger:

I might have to add him to my list then.

Do you enjoy cutting hair?

Hopefully you can cross him off soon, vhen you cave in his face.

-Shrugs- I vill do it if somevone vants. Old friend vas hairdresser, so I pick up some zhings. And I cut my hair.

One less idiot around.

Always a good thing.

I was tempted to just get rid of all my hair, but—

Apparently I would not ‘look good.’

Me too.

Glad to see I am not alone.

It doesn’t have to be chocolate… I made 5 other kinds… :|

Are any of them sweet?

pulledteethandspilledink:

corsetanddagger:

Who you vant to beat?

A couple of idiots around here that will remain unnamed.

Bonjour.

You did a nice job on my hair.

I hope RED Medic is vone of zhem. I overhear he zhinks I am your fiancee.

And dank you, am glad you like it.

I might have to add him to my list then.

Do you enjoy cutting hair?

I made chocolate tarts... want any?

I dislike chocolate.